Do I need anything? Nah, probably not.
Do I want anything?
If you are just so overburdened with excessive money, please allow me to help you. You can always exchange said currencies for the joy and whimsy of a (very) strange(r) by sending me something off of my ridiculously stupid Amazon Wish List. Or, you can actually do something worthwhile and donate items or money to local worthy causes that I love: