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Photo Dump: Stocky Goodness


The amount of time it takes to find copyright free, high quality stock photos is higher than I thought.  I’m cheap though, so as long as I don’t have to pay actual currency, I can work through it.  The best part about stock photography is that sometimes it’s random as shit and hilariously bizarre.  Here are a few of my favorites:

The cast of Twilight models shorts.


Don’t mind me, just fucking a chicken leg.


Remove the feet for safekeeping.


And here we see the rare croissant in its natural habitat.


Time to summon Evil Jackaloupe!


I feel like this couch is saying something to me…


The winner of wacky hat day 4 years and running!


So majestic.

In case you were wondering…


This totally just fucking happened.


I can’t tell if she just didn’t notice because we were just having a casual conversation or if she’s so polite as to not call me out on my amazing comment.  THIS IS WHY I LIKE TO SPELL THINGS OUT PROPERLY HOLY SHIT

So yeah, in case you were wondering, despite all the dumb shit I deal with, I still have time to be completely socially awkward.

Guess which one I am!

Photo Dump: Brain garbage


1. I’m totally hooked on The Dresden Files.

You will love him, too. Promise.

Since when does a T-Rex not make things better?


2.  I should put him in my boyfriend album for Lars and the Real Girl alone.

We all know what Ryan is spending his money on.


3.  This is true, but will always be difficult.

Still, majestic as fuck.


4. I am stalking furniture from my past.  This actually does not surprise me.

I miss that table. There is a little crack on the decorative lip that you can’t see. 


5.   I could watch this all day:



6.  He earned them by attending class.  Doesn’t matter, got patches:

Be patient, and you can kick a grown man in the chest so hard he flies through the air..


7.  Also, I hope you didn’t need to breathe for the next couple months:

It’s literally like a thin layer of sand on everything. I’m being lung fucked.