The amount of time it takes to find copyright free, high quality stock photos is higher than I thought. I’m cheap though, so as long as I don’t have to pay actual currency, I can work through it. The best part about stock photography is that sometimes it’s random as shit and hilariously bizarre. Here are a few of my favorites:

The cast of Twilight models shorts.

Don’t mind me, just fucking a chicken leg.

Remove the feet for safekeeping.

And here we see the rare croissant in its natural habitat.

Time to summon Evil Jackaloupe!

I feel like this couch is saying something to me…

The winner of wacky hat day 4 years and running!
So majestic.