Tag: omg

pray

Pray that these bugs quit visiting me. I found this drowned on my front porch the other day. I think it’s a praying mantis. I haven’t left the house in weeks.

The episode in which I get scared and burn my house down

SCENE (Peaceful Sunday morning, average American kitchen. Child has just eaten two bowls of Cheerios and mother has just eaten two pieces of American cheese with a large cup of Diet Mountain Dew. They decide to walk into the office to check on the…

Fun

You know it’s a fun day when you do certain types of research for work: