Tag: gift

47 Days

47 days until The Girl’s birthday.  The Boy’s birthday was in March and I’m still working on his birthday socks because I’m an asshole.  But he loves me and is understanding…but he’s a master guilter:  ‘Mom, look at these (store bought) socks.  They have…

Bad Ideas are Bad

So recently, I noticed this on my bottle of ketchup: Public service announcement: ketchup, even personalized ketchup, is probably the shittiest gift you can give.   I am tempted to buy some though: You know, for $8 a bottle, I take back everything I…

Birthday!

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, It doesn’t suck being thirty-three, Happy Birthday to me. My birthday was pretty fucking awesome, actually.  Peaceful for the most part.  I have to say that Joshua is and has always been horrible on other people’s…