Tag: fail

Hopes and Dreams

I am a creature of habit.  I like things done a certain way each time because it’s usually the most efficient way.  There is one thing that I have been doing as a teenager that is really the most inefficient Catch-22 bullshit of my…

ChÜberlist: 2009–Big Ugly Review Part 1

Okay, let’s get right to it, shall we? Bad news first: Everything I didn’t do: 5. Get my first tattoo before I turn 30. Could not do because I got pregnant; on for 2010. 7. Hire a babysitter twice a month. 8. Schedule 5…

fail

1. I am sick. I have been sick for two weeks and I’m sick of being sick. I sound like a seal. I have bird flu/cholera/SARS/pinkeye. Okay, I probably have a sinus infection and bronchitis but who knows. I was going to rave about…