Allow myself to introduce…myself:
Okay, so maybe that picture is not of me. If I do some minor adjustments in Microsoft Paint, I’m sure I can produce a more accurate depiction:
Ahh, yes. The shorter, wider, more squat version with terrible home-applied hair dye growing out. Now we’re talking. This is a bio page, so I should tell you some things about me. It really is amazing how much of a self important person you have to be to have your own garbage blog site. On one hand, I am no one. On the other hand, PAY ATTENTION TO ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Chukichi is a bastardization of my name and the name Kuchiki from the anime Bleach. It is not Chukichi from Naruto. It’s not from the Chukchi people. choo-kee-chee.
I’m an old lady, married, two kids, two cats, one dog, and a bunch of aquatic life in a box. I do old lady things like drink a lot of tea and bird watch from my kitchen window. I used to work hard for little to moderate money and now I work hard (sometimes) for no money. I home school because our Lord and Savior Flying Spaghetti Monster demands it. Or maybe I just don’t like the school district we live in. Life is surely full of mysteries.
I have lived in The South for my entire adult life, first in Texas and now here in Georgia where I hate it. It never snows, it’s always too warm, all the plants are trying to kill me from the inside of my lungs and it takes forever to get anywhere. I complain that I hate it but it’s home now, and I am, if anything, a homebody. I’m originally from Up North and my first deer-in-headlights moment was in a Texas KFC drive thru when they asked me what kind of gravy I wanted. They were not used to someone sputtering and stammering “uh…what kinds do you have?” Brown gravy or white gravy, for the record. KFC in the North only ever had brown.
I think I’m a pretty well rounded person and no that’s not a fat joke but it should be. I love science and technology but also am a huge sucker for paranormal and cryptids and UFOs all the weird things out there. I read a lot and play a lot of video games. I’d love to travel the world but sleeping in my own bed is pretty awesome, too. I love tofu and I love a good medium rare steak and I want a simpler society but I also shop on Amazon way too much and would complain to death if I had no internet connection. I’m not the same person I was 5, 10, 15, 20 years ago, for better or for worse. I’ve been blogging online for 20 years which amounts to a lot of badly written garbage barfed out into the aether.