Extended Whine
1. I want to comment on tumblr posts but someone else has the name chukichi and I’m too lazy to come up with anything.
2. I can’t get past level 70 on Candy Fucking Crush Saga.
3. My sewing machine is not giving me the right tension, no matter what I do.
4. My lip is chapped for no reason. So now it’s a constant annoyance. :S
5. I have either a kidney stone, appendicitis, or really bad cramps. WebMD says I have cancer and that I died 3 years ago. My lower back hurts and the pain is in my lower right quadrant. Low grade fever. Nausea. Bitchy level 9,000.
6. I have a safety heating pad that constantly turns off so I don’t set myself on fire. I hate it.
7. I can’t get this song out of my head:
8. Right this very second I can’t find the remote and I am in pain and lazy so I doubly am not going to get up.
9. I’m an adult and I handle stress by either not eating at all or binge eating and right now I am being a fucking pig.
10. I spent $65 on a vet visit and topical medicine because I was afraid that Wendy had demodetic mange. Turns out, my dog is just an asshole and has some unidentifiable general skin infection. So I spend my days rubbing medicine in the dogs armpits.
11. I can’t think of a good way to end this post.
