So recently, I noticed this on my bottle of ketchup:

Yes, you do need ideas.

Public service announcement: ketchup, even personalized ketchup, is probably the shittiest gift you can give.   I am tempted to buy some though:

The first one is an homage to Bitches Gotta Eat, because I’m in love with her.

You know, for $8 a bottle, I take back everything I said.  I’m going to send these out with inappropriate messages for all of my gift giving needs!