Sometimes I’m really compelled to do something that will, if anything, expose a piece of myself that I’d rather not the whole world see. I want to live in a world where everything is light and airy and boring. I say ‘boring’ with all the love in the world–I absolutely do not miss the drama filled days of youth while wishing something better was going to happen rather than seeing what was happening. So instead of giving in to some gut wrenching moment, I’d rather, for now, present this:
REALLY, FREE ALPHABET FLASHCARDS? DID I REALLY NEED TO SEE A CRUDELY DRAWN BANANA HAMMOCK? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FUCK?
That’s really all I had to say.