…and I thought I was weird…
I signed up for an OkCupid account to stalk someone and now I’m having super fun looking at people from all over and shaking my head. I haven’t seen anyone I know on there YET but I did find this little gem while searching my hometown area:
The following is taken directly from her profile. I fucking swear to god, I didn’t alter this:
I’m really good at
looking pretty?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have really big boobs.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, and….SEX!
Seriously? Love, honesty, some place warm to live, my family (the ones I like, that is), food…and SEX!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can place my whole fist into my mouth. ;)
Was last online today. OY. I need a lobotomy now.
That’s nuts! Who the heck puts a family pic with ur boyfriend/husband and kid on a dating website? And that profile..oye she ought to rope in some real winners with those responses.
Good find!
Yes, she’s married…I guess it’s an open relationship of sorts? Like, I want a fuck buddy but I want him to meet my whole family??? I come from a strange place in the world is all I can say.
WOW…..
Wait until you see that fist in the mouth trick, LOL
I just wanted to make a point to say that I was stalking a girl that I don’t know and who is awesome and doesn’t know it. Dumb bitch, LOL