Not really, that’s a big lie. But I do have nerdy news: I met my first Asian boyfriend today!

We met via Twitter and Think Geek; a good combination.
Here is the actual video. How many of you clicked the picture above? I’m such a bitch. But I won’t tell on you.
Then I saw this and thought he was freaking adorable:
And *then* I saw this and fell in love:
Seriously, check him out first hand via Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and of course, YouTube. Technically, he can’t be my boyfriend because the math doesn’t work (half your age +7). I’m skeezy.