Sunday night fun fact:  I think people are secretly laughing and making fun of everything I do.

Pfft, that loser is using *another* Simpsons' reference? HA HA!

It’s probably not true that everyone is laughing at me.  Because it would be conceited to think everyone is paying attention.  I don’t know, it’s 1:28 AM.  I should sleep more, be weird less.