…okay, maybe not. How about this:

Next, on an all new Hoarders:

Free is good. Free Stanley Furniture is better. Pictured above: headboard, footboard, rails, frame, dresser, mirror, bookshelf, desk with hutch, computer desk, bedside table. It is older and used but it’s almost all wood and did I mention the word free?? I might even move it out of the foyer and office one day!