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eye ron


When you lose blood and need to steal someone else’s blood, it’s important to do two things:

1.) Check to make sure you are not a vampire. Are you sparkly/glittery/named Edward? Are you paler than normal? Can you see yourself in the mirror? Must you suddenly avoid The Olive Garden?

2.) Rebuild your iron levels with supplements and food.

Supplements: check.

Iron rich foods: check.

Ramen noodles with meatballs and spinach. Surprisingly no peanut butter.

I’m pretty stupid when it comes to anything else that will give me iron except for liver which is super gross unless it’s duck liver in pâté form. Since I’m eating Ramen, I’m pretty sure duck liver pâté is not on my shopping list right now.

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