Rats. I’m out of flour. Who the hell is ever out of flour? Okay, I have flour but not the 3 cups it will take to make pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. AND I cut my finger prepping food for Thanksgiving. My little finger. It has an owie. Thankfully (Thanksgiving, get it? GET IT?) I cut myself with a new precision laser santoku knife so it didn’t hurt. When I sliced my finger, anyway. Now it hurts because I am t-y-p-i-n-g.
I was just having some fun. In other news, I will be done with my Christmas shopping today. Yay!