I just read this on What Would Tyler Durden Do and it cracked me up:
Why on earth do people have kids? By all outward appearances, they’re nothing but one endless terrifying drama after another, a constant drain on your wallet, your social life and your peace and quiet. Have a kid and your life just became 100 million times harder. You might as well have chopped off one of your feet. Are they cute? Not really, not to anyone but you, but if that’s all you want get a dog and then fold a pirate hat out of some newspaper. There. Ta-da.
I am sure I’ll post again today with an actual picture but my Blackberry hates me and I can’t get the pictures to download -OR- send to an email. It’s probably user error, but still.