As if I were not unfunny enough, drugs have taken away my own idea that I’m funny. Does that even make any sense?

1. I made this tree at work with a McDonald’s straw and that cat is staring at me:

2. I can’t remember which apartment property this bench is at, but I think it would go great with Snape’s decor:

3. Not all who wander are lost; some are just assholes:

4. I hate the summer:

I.

am.

so.

stoned.