I have a headache
I have a headache that is trying its best to turn into a migrane. Damn evolution!
Anyway, let us commence with “Crappy Real Estate Pictures” or “How Not to Sell Your House”
I would break my neck trying to get into this tub. Could there BE any more shit in front of this tub?
You can be a slob, but does the whole world need to know?
Do not get your decorating advice from a hamburger peddling clown. Please.
I feel like I’m about to crash head first into this pole.
How ominous does this house look? You might as well be buying this house:
Thus concludes our lesson for today. I am going to drill into my skull to release the evil sprits now.