I have a headache that is trying its best to turn into a migrane. Damn evolution!
Anyway, let us commence with “Crappy Real Estate Pictures” or “How Not to Sell Your House”
I would break my neck trying to get into this tub. Could there BE any more shit in front of this tub?
You can be a slob, but does the whole world need to know?
Do not get your decorating advice from a hamburger peddling clown. Please.
I feel like I’m about to crash head first into this pole.
How ominous does this house look? You might as well be buying this house:
Thus concludes our lesson for today. I am going to drill into my skull to release the evil sprits now.
chukichi 
Houses
I think the house with the Storm is cool. If it had Fog though, that would be scary. You’ve got too much time on your hands.
the slobby bedroom… is that computer monitor locked in a cage? why would someone lock up their monitor? is it going to try and escape from that horrible room?
Wow, it’s like what I look at every day! Very funny! I think I have a pic or two of some -couches- in the master bath, myself. -John O’Brien
Codence says…
I didn’t know you lived in Amityville!!!