From time to time, I get spendy. Random spendy. Emotional spendy. Spendy spendy. Today, I found the most awesome thing ever:

What is it you may ask? I don’t know. What I do know is that there are three of them. I do know that they are ugly. I do know that they were $18 a piece.

They are also spectacular. I can’t even show them to you. What if I give them away as gifts? Then the gift would be ruined. I think they’re superkeenjellybean and if I keep them, then I will show them off in all their glory. Yay!