1. I am sick. I have been sick for two weeks and I’m sick of being sick. I sound like a seal. I have bird flu/cholera/SARS/pinkeye.

Okay, I probably have a sinus infection and bronchitis but who knows. I was going to rave about the glory of CVS’s Minute Clinic but I am still sick so now I renounce them. Fail.

2. I finally got an invite from Ravelry.

I have yet to do a single thing on this community I so greatly longed to be a part of. Fail.

3. I ran out of things to talk about. Fail.