I am so sick of politicians abusing their place of power and the inevitable scandalous fallout. It’s all over the news, every day. Of course, I’m talking about Vice President Michael Sheridan. This sick bastard actually PAID a classmate for a package of Skittles. Taste the Rainbow, indeed! He was immediately discovered, stripped of his office, barred from official functions (an honors dinner) and suspended for three days.
THIS IS HOW WE DEAL WITH MISAPPROPRIATIONS, PEOPLE!
And then, lo and behold, Mr. Sheridan must have some strong arm lobbyists, namely his parents, because there was an immediate review and a deluge of propaganda of this “straight-A, honors student”. Out of nowhere, the suspension is reduced from three days to one, then suddenly, all is expunged from his record! He retains office as Vice President with nary a smudge on his “never even had a detention” record. What kind of world do we live in where the purchase and sale of Skittles is allowed to thrive!?