I love going to Wal-Mart and encountering people who generally like their jobs and don’t want to kill themselves. Today wasn’t one of those days, unfortunately. I got the usual cashier: I hate my job, and I’m so bored, and I’ll go slow as hell even though there are twenty-three people in my line, and I’m better than you anyway. And don’t even get on to me about how crappy of a job it is to be a Wal-Mart cashier, *I* was a Wal-Mart cashier and I worked my way up to management and I did a good fucking job. So there.
One thing I did notice, was that my cashier must have recently escaped from the stocks:
And for those of you who don’t know what the stocks are (I know what they are, but couldn’t think of the damn word for the life of me):
Funny, my cashier was making the same face.
Oh, and to note, she double bagged almost everything: One 2-liter of soda, two bags. One bottle of hot sauce and some Shake and Bake, two bags. Strangely enough: two boxes of saltines, only one bag. Weird.
Cody says…
I was at the Kroger a few weeks ago(because Wal-Mart is evil, so evil you pronounce it eeeeeeee-vil, like the fru-its of the deh-vil, eeeeeeeee- vil). You wouldn’t think a one-armed guy would make a good checker…but dang he was fast…the kicker was the mentally handicapped guy that was bagging was extremely slow. It was kind of humorous.
On a side note (probably gay note), since I have HD and DVR, I’m recording all types of shows, I probably would have never before…hidden gems being Without a Trace and Steve Harvey Show. Well TBS started showing Dawson’s Creek reruns from the beginning. Oh the innocence, before Katie Holmes was brainwashed by Tom Cruise. I wish it would turn into the movie Heathers…”Dear Diary, My teen angst bulls*** has a body count!”
Better high school…Capeside from Dawson’s Creek or Bayside from Saved By the Bell. I also would like to see West Beverly from 90210 vs. Bel Air Academy from Fresh Prince.
Re: Cody says…
Bayside by a longshot! Dawson can bite it. I like my high schools wacky and stereotypical, not full of brooding, angsty teens. That being said, I totally love West Beverly. I would be the dorky Andrea and have to bus in because I was too poor to live in district.
I wish I had a DVR… Maybe I’ll get all angsty and moody over that. Oh wait, I’m not in High School! Damn!