Who wants to marry an average nobody? Me! Me! Me! Who wants to marry an average nobody who gets randomly kidnapped at gunpoint? Me! Me! Me! I saw this the other day:
Atlanta amuses me much.
The website is actually based on a Bible passage, Genesis 24:3-52, according to the website. Yeah, I know that God is all about “a cross between the Bachelor on ABC, Flavor of Love on VH1 and Simple Life on E!”. Loosely based, indeed.