Just to clarify a point, here is the van that one of the drunks that works for my bosses husband lived for a time.

And when I say “for a time”, I mean for like a year or so:

Before you feel sorry for this guy, he is a graduate of University of Michigan with a degree in engineering and was married. According to him, he decided he “would rather be a bum” than have responsibility.

Work is fun.