I’m more and more excited every day about having this baby. Because I just know my baby will be a super ninja crime fighting genius. Or a super ninja evil villian genius. Either way, that will be awesome. One thing I did not expect though, was for babies to have such refined tastes at such a young age.

Please make note that these are “Gifts for Baby” which happen to be under $25:

Please make note that this was the last item under that heading:

GREAT. So now I’m going to have to worry about breastfeeding, bottle feeding AND gourmet cheese and sausage? Sheeeeeeesh…..