this thing is still about things

totally grossed out


This morning, I decided to tackle my big stack of junk mail that has been sitting on my desk here at home since Thursday. When I came upon this:

My first instinct was to be totally grossed out and then scream a little bit and then do something perhaps quite as shocking–I smelled it to see what it was. It smelled like grease.

What idiot thought this would be a good idea to mail out mayonnaise? This is the fucking South. As in hot. Maybe the better question is, what kind of person received this in the mail and thought, “YAY! MAYONAISSE!”? Are they going to start sending samples of eggs and raw fish now?

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