Like Toothbrushes and Tennis Shoes

So I’m really hating the trend that toothbrushes, tennis shoes and now cars are going in. Let’s get a bold color and then put some ugly rubbery plastic shit over it and add a bunch of accessories that are neither useful or attractive. Then let’s sell it for more money than it’s worth. Por ejemplo:

There truly are too many ugly tennis shoes to put on here. But seriously, you’re supposed to brush your teeth for what, one minute, three times a day? Two minutes, three times a day? So you need ergonomic support and extra control for the six minutes max time you use your toothbrush? Give me a fucking break.