As a real estate professional, I often have to contact homeowners to make appointments to show property. I get this information off of the listing sheet where it has the owner’s name, telephone number, and show instructions. I stumbled across this listing and became very, very afraid…

Obracay? Obra-cay? COBRA???

Damn that sneaky Cobra Commander! He has been fooling us for too long until I was able to deconstruct his elaborate ruse to hide his identity! The question remains…who is Mrs. “Obracay”? Destro perhaps?