Photo Dump: Stocky Goodness

The amount of time it takes to find copyright free, high quality stock photos is higher than I thought.  I’m cheap though, so as long as I don’t have to pay actual currency, I can work through it.  The best part about stock photography is that sometimes it’s random as shit and hilariously bizarre.  Here […]

Photo Dump: Shit Post

Jeez, what a fucking couple of weeks.  Here’s a run down, not necessarily related to the pictures. 1. I am still recovering from my last carpal tunnel surgery; it was so much more painful than the first one.  The first (right hand) healed really quickly but even after a month the skin on my left […]

Photo Dump: Thrifty Lit

1.  Not so thrifty: I also received an email today stating “Our records show at least $50.00 in fines on your account.” and then “Total Due: $24.20” To be fair, the library is for readin’, not rithmeticin’ 2. I drink tea when I read: I usually get my tea from fatty meats so I have no […]

I am and am not

I am doing all kinds of crazy bullshit things, like teaching the kids.  This is Thanksgiving week though, so two hours a day is about the maximum I can stand.  What with all the knitting and WoWing and cooking going on. Believe it or not, I am going to do a ChÜberlist: 2014. I’d say more, […]

Photo Dump: Gifs, yo

Between real life and fake life, I have been exceedingly scatter brained.  My bright orange debit card has committed suicide in the chaos of my bedroom.  Nightmares and night terrors have missed me, so they’ve come to call for a bit. So, without further ado:     The gifs work, just give them a minute. […]

Photo Dump: For Giggles

Fact: I can burn pasta because I’m easily distracted. Here are some things to laugh and giggle at because I need to laugh just a little bit more: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IjGUnwWVuY] Last, but never least, my imaginary boyfriend Crendor.  <3  (I think I’m the Non-Stop Swearer)

Photo Dump: Wiener Edition

It all started on a very chilly morning some time last week.  I took Wendy out for a walk and was suddenly overcome with the realization that I have totally been neglecting the opportunity for infinite wiener jokes. I have had this dog for MONTHS now and have yet to make wiener jokes a regular […]

Photo Dump: Pre-Thanksgiving Edition

I made my first scratch made pumpkin pie this week.  It was pretty good, but not FANTASTIC.  The next one will be better and I might even get a chance to take pictures before it’s devoured.  I think that’s pretty telling of the quality. Robin’s sweater is done, but she wore the hell out of […]

STUFF IN ALL CAPS

I JUST THOUGHT I’D GET YOUR ATTENTION BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS.  WHEN DID IT BECOME RUDE TO BE LAZY? DO YOU THINK I’M YELLING AT YOU RIGHT NOW?  GOOD, BECAUSE I’M TOTALLY FUCKING  YELLING AT YOU. I JUST HAD A HUGE NOSEBLEED THAT WOULD PUT ANDREW W.K. TO SHAME. A COKEHEAD NOSEBLEED EXCEPT YOU […]