Post-Post Op Post

So after surgery I couldn’t do anything with my right hand which sucks because it’s incredibly dominant.  As in Ol’ Lefty can’t do anything.  Toilet time is the worst.  THE WORST.  Aquarium maintenance is fucking awful but I must say, my back and left arm hurt a LOT so I guess I have that going for me. […]


I have been living under a fucking rock or something.  I missed this FilmDrunk post from 4/4 about a little movie called Only God Forgives.  Baby Goose is in it: I like to imagine these directors work with him, and then Baby Goose goes home and the directors get all sad and lonely, so they […]

Happy New Year!

I have spent the past few hours prepping my bedroom for paint.  My box springs are on the front lawn and my mattress (where I am comfortably lounging watching Saints v. Panthers) is on the living room floor.  The Christmas tree is still up.  The kids running around being kids.  Not bad for the first […]

On Getting Old(er)

The first time I saw him was in the late 90’s and he was perfectly cute in that 90’s way.  Just enough of a bad boy without being a total criminal.  He did just enough drugs without being a junkie.  He was stupid but not completely retarded.  And he had that 90’s hair: Fast forward […]

This is a blog post

I’m really tired.  I haven’t had enough sleep and yet I’ve had more than enough stress.  Now that doesn’t sound fair!  Speaking of nothing, do you read Film Drunk?  Because you should.  You should read it and you should like it.  Nay, you should LOVE it.  Today, I read about the new Spider-man movie and […]

For the Nerds

I saw the most awesome thing in my kitchen today: Seriously. Maybe a smaller, scaled down version: Stepping gingerly on the tomato as to not squash it to mush. I love it when things are other things.

I dreamt I was an assistant again

But in this dream, I was Tony Stark’s assistant which was awesome. Who doesn’t want to be Iron Man’s assistant?? Downside–I was totally in love with him. Second negative–he had just broken up with his long time girlfriend and needed me to interview new girlfriends. I’m a failure even in my dreams. I was hanging […]

A dream is but a dream.

I had some awesome dreams last night. The second dream was cool but I don’t remember much of it other than I was trying to get to work and I was on a motorcycle. There was this thing running through the trees above me and it jumped down on me–it was a little girl and […]