47 Days

47 days until The Girl’s birthday.  The Boy’s birthday was in March and I’m still working on his birthday socks because I’m an asshole.  But he loves me and is understanding…but he’s a master guilter:  ‘Mom, look at these (store bought) socks.  They have holes in them already.  I wish I had some good socks…’ […]

Bad Ideas are Bad

So recently, I noticed this on my bottle of ketchup: Public service announcement: ketchup, even personalized ketchup, is probably the shittiest gift you can give.   I am tempted to buy some though: You know, for $8 a bottle, I take back everything I said.  I’m going to send these out with inappropriate messages for […]


Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, It doesn’t suck being thirty-three, Happy Birthday to me. My birthday was pretty fucking awesome, actually.  Peaceful for the most part.  I have to say that Joshua is and has always been horrible on other people’s birthdays.  I think he just can’t stand that people other are […]

AK not necessary

As a product of the 90’s, I can never think “it was a good day” without qualifying that conclusion with the knowledge that a Russian assault rifle was unnecessary. I decided we all needed outside time because there was a package in the mailbox and Josh couldn’t get it out by himself.  I figured if […]

I'm rich, bitch!

I had some other fucking stupid ass blog post written up but decided to delete it and post this.  Just in case you were unaware: The fact that I am so incredibly rich must be well known in wealthy circles as I received a very important delivery the other day. And that’s not all.  Did […]

Happy Belated Birthday to me, Part 4

I am so moody lately. Wonk, wonk, wooonnnkkk. Anyway, here is the last of my birthday schwag: To me from me: Cheaper and bigger and more awesome than the ones from Knit Picks. They’re huge. Like, HUGE. Clearance pajamas from Target are awesome. That’s not me, by the way. I also got a pair of […]

Mother's Day

This is a test to see if the friends only function is working. Also, it’s a great opportunity to show off my kiddos and what I got for Mother’s Day from them: Josh made this picture frame and it’s actually super cute. The green blob is a flower and it actually stinks because they put […]

Welcome Back, Sticky Post

I am soon to be officially back. The hiatus was actually pretty good for my mind, though so many things did happen which I will of course post about. I have decided to make select posts semi-private; specifically, pictures of my kids. I want to post more pictures of them but I hold back for […]

Christmas Schwag

I love stuff. I love stuff even more when it’s thought out or personal or funny or from you. You haven’t sent me anything lately come to think of it… Anyway, my very sweet friend Veronica sent me a wonderful family gift this year that literally made me cry like a dork. THANKS A LOT. […]