things and stuff

I’ve been busy and well…preoccupied.  These distractions are not yet over, but regardless of the outcome, I feel that it’s all been for the best.  So in the meantime: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT I have just been notified that this is my fucking 999th post!  WHAT.  So…so much pressure and anxiety all of the sudden.  What am I […]

Fatty McBitchalot

At the risk of sounding like a pig, I hate getting ripped off when I order food.  We ordered dinner from a local chain called Joe’s to Goes.  This is what we ordered: Now, in retrospect, I guess it never said anything about it being for a family.  But a full rack of ribs, even […]

Photo Dump: Blast from the Past Edition, Part 2

Two of my many loves: food and art.  Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always loved.   1. Ramen, cooked traditionally and then drained.  Peanut butter, peanuts, green onions, lime juice and cock sauce.   No cilantro or bean sprouts because I didn’t have any that day.   2. My dad grew these monsters in our […]


Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, It doesn’t suck being thirty-three, Happy Birthday to me. My birthday was pretty fucking awesome, actually.  Peaceful for the most part.  I have to say that Joshua is and has always been horrible on other people’s birthdays.  I think he just can’t stand that people other are […]

AK not necessary

As a product of the 90’s, I can never think “it was a good day” without qualifying that conclusion with the knowledge that a Russian assault rifle was unnecessary. I decided we all needed outside time because there was a package in the mailbox and Josh couldn’t get it out by himself.  I figured if […]


Saturday was the Mr’s birthday!  He had a great birthday with gifts from the kids and me.  It’s tax season, so he had to work (boo) but only half a day (yay!).  My goal was to do something very special for him for his birthday: recreate his Grandmother’s chocolate pie. To recreate his late Grandmother’s […]


As bad as it sounds, I sometimes I forget that I am Asian.  Specifically Chinese and Thai.  I have little to no cultural ties, but some things strike chords so deep within me that I become shocked at my emotional response. [youtube=] the best meals I’ve eaten remind me of a home I never had […]

Photo Dump: Death Dump Edition

Really, you’re still not watching The Regular Show?  Pfft, what are you, grown up or something?  Here’s some randomness that I’d like to share: 1. Hermaphrodite. 2. I posted this status on FB this week: I think I finally found all of my drink coasters. Did you just crap yourself with this awesome news? God, someone […]