Don’t panic. But I think I broke time. It has been five minutes to midnight forEVER.  Usually, when I’m farting around imgur, I look up and it’s been way too fucking long.  Tonight for some reason, I’ve been surfing for hours in the span of 5 minutes.  I don’t know, maybe I’m losing my mind, […]


Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, It doesn’t suck being thirty-three, Happy Birthday to me. My birthday was pretty fucking awesome, actually.  Peaceful for the most part.  I have to say that Joshua is and has always been horrible on other people’s birthdays.  I think he just can’t stand that people other are […]

Reunions And Rekindlings, Part 2

-or- TUTORIAL: How to get a childhood friend to accept repayment of $5 that you embarrassingly had to borrow while feeling like crawling under a rock and dying. Materials: $5 bill Ziploc bags in the following sizes: snack, sandwich, quart, gallon; 1 each 24 chocolate chip cookies, homemade preferred 1.)  Insert $5 in snack bag. […]

Boo Boo

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.  Or at least, I did yesterday.  I was coming downstairs with an empty laundry basket and my laptop.  I stepped down into the living room and stepped on an overturned melamine bowl and fell like an asshole.  I seriously screamed and could not move for about 10 minutes. […]

Christmas Adventures, Volume 3

5.) COOKIES! Round one of cookie making is done. If you remember from last year there were some questions regarding the Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies. Well, I’ve resolved them. It’s a matter of preparation as you can see: Parchment paper is your friend. I use for everything including meatloaf. I hate sticky/scrapey/burney messes. Diet Coke […]


I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and that you missed me terribly for the past two days. No need to fear, though; I’m back and here is everything you missed in photo dump format. Trust me, it wasn’t much: No wonder they didn’t fit; I don’t even know what choco-clate is. Josh is a […]

birthday fun

It was the Mr.’s birthday on Sunday and to celebrate, I didn’t nag him all day. Seriously. All day. I think I even cut back on the nagging on Saturday, but I don’t really remember. Here is what I did to try to make his double three fun: I love finding appropriate cards. Because though […]


And I even froze one loaf for a rainy day! Not like you can’t get this recipe everywhere, but here it is anyway. Banana Nut Bread Yields 1 Loaf 1/2 c. shortening 1 c. sugar 2 c. all purpose flour 1 tsp. salt 2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. baking soda 2 eggs, beaten 3 […]